Ime a poet. Frum thuh Stars , I du not smoke or go 2 bars ,
and i I like girls with long strayt ornj hair !
And girls hoo smile at unnoen boys hoo stair !
in thuh year :3003: all doctors offices are now needul-free ,
and there are are no mor Jim classes at Skool,
and even thuh pope sez that multipul mairrijjes are Kool !
but u can't get mayo , because it mite giv u mayo rage ,
and we we are now living in thuh no mayo age !
wair Feelix thuh cat cartoons hav bin colorized
and thuh nue breckfast fad is watermelon pies
algebra class has bin band frum all skools ,
and evreywunz houses uses now hav swimming pools !
ime starving for f